THIS PAGE IS JUST A PROTOTYPE. THE OFFICIAL, COMPLETE PAGE WILL OPEN IN EARLY 2000, OR RIGHT ON 2000 AND WILL INCLUDE FRAMES. Welcome to the the UFK Star Wreck Parody Fleet! We are finally back up after a year of absence, and you can see we are celebrating (look below). We're better than ever! There are currently two ships that hold crew members and a homeworld. A third ship will join them soon. You can contact me through

You can join the Fleet at the Academy, located on Retirwia, the homeworld. It also has several interesting sites including the Library and the Ship Yards. Special crew members can hold offices or houses there. It is the center of the SW universe. Please be patient with this site.

The flag ship, Us Cockroach is commanded by me, Admiral Germ-Rome Wet-Zell. It holds 20 crew members. The sister ship, Us Nightrain is commanded by Capt. Pane and also holds 20 members. A new ship will open later this year.

The next parody ship will be commanded by Captain Cinder. All Captains, Admirals, and Commanders get a house and office on the homeworld, as do Captain's Yeomen. Any crew members that do a large project or help out a bunch, will get a house. To join you must go through the 4-5 week Academy. Beam on down when they open!