TRANSPORTER

Welcome to the Retirwian Transporter System! It is very cool. It takes awhile to load, so please be patient. You can only beam if someone else is also beaming in to take your place, but since this planet is the heart of Starfleece, people and aliens are always beaming. Here is a picture of the first people beaming, recorded on Stardate???.??.??? It is Captain Jerk and Mr. Pock in civilian clothes. As you can see they are laughing. That is because the transporter accidently switched their brains and they found each other's brains very amusing. That error is fixed now. You can beam anywhere in the UFK and Parody universe! Just click on the logo. There will be a breif description after each one. Just step on the pad!

The UFK Parody Universe - not very big but it will continue to build. Click.

Here is the Us Cockroach-Aaa, still captained by Admiral Germ-Rome Wet-Zell. Crew complement is 20. It was first built in October 1997 as the first parody ship, mostly to hold the Star Wreck stories. It is currently out because of a tragic accident. The story of the accident will have links posted several places in the homeworld when it is released, so check back.

Here is the Us Nightrain, newly commisoned under Captain Pane. Crew complement is 20. Commissioned with the opening of this site in March 1999, but still under construction, about a year after the previous one. It is very similar to the Cockroach. A new ship will be out soon, also with a 20 member crew. This also fell to the tragic accident listed above. Read under Cockroach.

The Regular UFK - growing every day!

Here is the UFK's main site. Check it out! This whole fleet is run by Fleet Admiral Greg.

ALPHA FLEET - Vice Admiral David, commanding

Here is the UFK's first ship, belonging to Fleet Admiral Greg. It is now being commanded by Captain Ashley. It has been around for about three years.

Here is the newest ship, the USS Solar, commanded by Captain Hadar. Admiral Germ-Rome's REAL universe counterpart, Com. Jerome, serves as Alpha Conn. and second officer on this ship.

BETA FLEET - Vice Admiral Landon Long commanding

Here is the USS Conquistador-A, Captain Will's ship. The original Conquistador was destroyed by Admiral Greg.

Here is Captain Jacob's ship, the Interdictor.

This is the REAL universe's station, Deep Space 8. It is a Tammarian station run by Captain Danny. His Tammarian ship, the Falcon, is docked here, much as Defiant is docked at Deep Space 9.

NO FLEET

Here is the Cadet Training Ship, or CTS Polaris. Currently Commander Kyle is posted in command of the ship.

Here is the station named after Luke Rollins, former UFK officer. It is now run by Commander Kyle. Here you can find all the shuttles and runabout UFK members have made.

Here is the final UFK destination: the homeworlds! Currently there are only two, Tammaria (see Deep Space 8) and their mortal enemy - Juringy. Visit these two and learn about their history.

This isn't where you wanted to go! Go back to Retirwiu!