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Cinder

Captain Cinder is Counselor on Cockroach under Capt. Germ-Rome, and has been since the ship was created. She is the oldest member of Starfleece (aside from Capt.s Jerk and Pieace of course) and is slated to command the next ship, the Poleonfruit. She is currently in the holodeck living out a fantasy of having a family and living in Hawaii. I hope she'll come out soon.

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Us Cockroach

The Us Cockroach was launched last October under the command of Captain Germ-Rome. Her current officer list is Fate - XO; Sark - Sec.; Bakeup - OPS; Banana - CMO; Cinder - Counselor; Megabyten - Chief Engineer; Toe-Mash - Bridge Engineer; Check - Cook; Airon - Waiter; Masher - Nurse; Ratkill - Captain's Yeoman; Donny Buddy - Tac.; Sell Duh - Brig; Poem - Janitor; DieVid - Hacker; Bannah - Alien Expert; Pea - Sci.; Donny - Ambassador. The helm position is available. The Cockroach was destroyed, but we're not making a new entry for the Cockroach - Aaa. This is it. The crew roster was for the Aaa. The original was destroyed in the big disaster that wrecked Star Wreck.

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Coffee

Dr. Coffee serves under Dr. Elar on Captain Cow Coon's Sword. He is stuffy and no one likes him.

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Cork

Cork is a Fernguy, a greedy alien. He runs a bar on Deep Case 99. His brother, ROM, used to work with him, but is now working as an engineer for Orien. Now Cork has to pay him to fix the replicator. Too bad. Cork is very lovable, he's never killed a dribble. Greed sometimes stands in the way of his friends, though. Tacks likes him, but other than that, Cork is lonely.

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Captain Mac'Ken'Zee 'Mickey' Cow Coon

Cow Coon commands the Sword. He used to go out with Shellbee, but they broke up. He blames Captain Pieace for getting him into Starfleece. He tried to get out of it be being a bar fighter and a criminal, but they still respect him and gave him a new ship. When he was 17 he led his planet to freedom. It was easy. He threatened to kiss any enemy who wouldn't leave. Only Shellbee stayed, but only for a little while.

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Yes Crayon

Ambassador Yes Crayon was a stowaway on the Sword. Oleta saved his life years ago, so she owed him. She snuck him aboard. He currently employs a secretary, Lifter, and is looking for his sister Callendar.

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Bake Crisco

Bake is the son of Captain Benny Crisco on Deep Case 99. He likes to write, but he stinks at it. He goes out with lots of girls, but once they get to know him, they run. His mother was killed at Woof 953, a battle with the Grob where Pieace was assimilated. His only friend is Egg. He likes Sassy Bates, but she's marrying his father. He also likes Tacks. He got left behind when the Domino took over the station, but unluckily survived. There isn't anything else to say about him because he is a geek.

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< a name="crisco">Captain Benny Crisco

He has a son name Bake. He runs Deep Case 99. His wife, Germifur, was killed in Woof 953. He hates Captain Pieace for killing his wife. He now likes Sassy Bates, a Markey captain. His father, Jojo, has only left his restaurant once because he wanted to see the war, but he got to the station too late. Crisco is a tough man with no brain.

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Gemifur Crisco

Gemifur was the wife of Captain Crisco and the mother of Bake. She was killed by Pieace in the battle with the Grob, Woof 953.

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Jojo Crisco

Jojo is a stuffy father of Benny Crisco and grandfather to Bake. He has left Earth only once to see the Domino war, but missed it.

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Cruise

Crusie was a Kling-On. He killed Checkmark's crew, all except Checkmark. Then Captain Jerk came. Jerk tricked his crew into coming onto his ship. A freak fire with a toaster burned the ship up and all on it. Cruise died in a hand-to-hand combat with Jerk. He fell into a thorn bush.

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Dajoran

The Dajorans live on Dajor, near Deep Case 99. They believe everything is centered on religion. They even pray to the Confits about what they should eat for breakfast! They were once turned into slaves by the Acedonkeyouts, but now live in peace and comfort, except for the frequent upheavals. One of the Dajorans, Major Key Ra, works on the station. Another, Ens. Or, worked on the Donotenterprize-Dee before she went back to the Markey. Other Dajornas include Barrel, Shaker, and Kay Lose.

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Dark

Darak is an Acedonkeyout. He owns a chain of tailor / laundry mat shops, the central location being on the far outpost of Deep Case 99. Many people believe he is in the legendary Acedonkeyout group, the Obeseian Order, but Darak says he is just a simple thief. Darak is hated by some but is good friends with Dr. Hitscissors. They play James Bond dolls together.

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Deep Case 88

Deep Case 88 is an outpost built by Ambassadors Donny and Ikky. They still run it, when they're not out causing war in the galaxy. The Us Eagle is docked there. It is near a world, but we forget the name of it. All other information must be attained with a Level 617391 security card.

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Deep Case 99

Deep Case 99 is an outpost near Dajor. It "protects" the Dajoran Snakehole. It is commanded by Captain Crisco, with first officer Key Ra Nice. Among the other occupants are Darak, Cork, Egg, Leecha, and Sad. Other officers include Tacks, Orien, Unknown, and Hitscissors. Other crew member records can be obtained through Captain Crisco. The Stubborn is docked at the station. It was built by the Acedonkeyouts and named Tearit Ignore, but Crisco found a more original name. Deep Case 99 does not move very much. It tried to go through the snakehole once, but a pylon broke off on the edge. It was taken back over by the Acedonkeyouts, but Crisco got off the pot and took it back.

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DieVid

DieVid is the on the under Captain. All other information is classified.

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Domino

The Domino is an empire in the Gamea Quadrant. It is run by the changelings, but also includes the Gem Hater and now the Acedonkeyouts. Technically Dajor is also a part of the Domino, but they still hang out with Starfleece. The Domino keeps trying to invade everywhere, but they always get beat back.

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Donday

Donday is the brother of Captain Cow Coon. He is fat and rich. He says he runs their planet, but really he hires people to run the planet while he stuffs his face. We couldn't get any more info from him because his mouth was hidden by his stomach.

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Donny

Donny is the Ambassador of the Nightrain under Captain Pane. He searches the galaxy, trying to start wars. He also built Deep Case 88 and commands the Eagle. He only goes back to DC88 three times a day though. He is very close friends (and brother) to Ambassador Ikky, the first officer of the station. No other information can be released until Donny's Starr Report comes out.

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Donny Buddy

Donny Buddy is the on the under Captain. All other information is locked in a vault and we forget the combination.

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Us Donotenterprize InSeeSee-1071

The Donotenterprize was first launched under Captain March. He gave it to Captain Fish. Fish gave it unwillingly to Captain Jerk. Pock, Fake, Snotty, Zulu, and famous people served on that mission. Captain Becker tried to take it, but Jerk took it back. Then Jerk left a toaster on when some Kling-Ons were on the ship and the ship burned down.

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Us Donotenterprize InSeeSee-1071-Aaa

The Donotenterprize-Aaa was commanded by Captain Jerk, but later given to Pock. After Pock, it went back to Jerk. Then they fought over it. Finally Starfleece took it away so they would stop fighting. It is in a box in the attic.

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Us Donotenterprize InSeeSee-1071-Bee

The Donotenterprize-Bee was commanded by Captain Herring. It's helm officer was Zulu's daughter. Captain Jerk died on the maiden voyage, to everyone's pleasure. It then was never heard from again.

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Us Donotenterprize InSeeSee-1071-Cee

The Donotenterprize-Cee was commanded by Captain Carret. She saved the Kling-Ons for some strange reason, and her ship was thrust into time. She somehow found an alternate version of Boris Ray, so now that alternate Ray lives on in the ship, which is in some alternate universe. Very confusing.

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Us Donotenterprize InSeeSee-1071-Dee

The Donotenterprize-Dee was launched under the command of Captain John-Lick Pieace. The first officer was Commander Rancor. Other senior officers (who were regular characters) include Counselor Troyas, Dr. Orange, Lt. Com. Woof, Lt. Com. TiFloat, and Information. Other crew members included Guide-In, West Lee, and Ger Bardough. The ship was crashed because Counselor Troyas took the helm on a joyride. It could not be repaired, so Counselor Troyas had to buy them a new ship, the Donotenterprize-Eee.

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Us Donotenterprize InSeeSee-1071-Eee

The Donotenterprize-Eee was launched under the command of Captain Pieace. It's crew complement included Rancor, Troyas, TiFloat, Orange, Information, and Ger Bardough. The new security officer was Eaglekins, but he died when the Grob took over the ship. So far that was the only mission the ship has been on, and they recruited Woof for it because they needed a Kling-On or they wouldn't meet the Diversity Minimum Number. The ship is smaller and dorkier than the last.

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Dontearout

The Dontearouts are an alien species

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Dibbles

The Dribbles are a race of dust bunnies. Everyone hates them except the Kling-Ons, but then one day the Kling-Ons went to war with them. Many Kling-Ons were killed, but no Dribbles were. Finally Starfleece took up a collection and paid them to hide. Jerk had a run in with them and they attacked him once. He dug himself out of the pile and moved on. They reproduce too fast!

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Lug Dukeatt

Dukeatt built Deep Case 99 under a different name. He has many daughters, but only one counts because she was on the show: Zooyell. He hates Darak, and strives to do bad. He helped take over the station with the Domino, then resigned and is now killing Kling-Ons. He now killed Tacks, and is looking for trouble to get in to. Hope Woof doesn't find him!

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Us Eagle

The Eagle is docked at Deep Case 88 and is under the command of Ikky and Donny. They use it every once in a while. They basically built it so they could say they had it.

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Egg

Egg is a Fernguy. He is the first Fernguy to join Starfleece. He went to Starfleece aCaDeMy and was a member of the Blue Squad. We haven't heard from him for a while, although he did appear a couple of times when he took a job at Deep Case 99 for a year.

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Ela

Ela is a ROMland. She is the daughter of an alternate Boris Ray, although she looks exactly like her. She is a ROMland military official, so she mostly just goes around acting tough. She hates Pieace, Pock, and Information, and all of Starfleece for that matter.

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Elar

Elar was a doctor on the Donotenterprize-Dee under Dr. Orange. She transferred to the Sword as CMO under Captain Cow Coon. Her helper is Dr. Coffee. Burger Yen loved her, but then went with McOh. She liked him/her after a while and is pregnant with his/her baby, but s/he is pregnant with McOh's baby. Congratulations to both!

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Eyelida

Eyelida was a Dolphin, and bald at that! She loved Captain Becker, and so the two escaped from the Donotenterprize together.

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Fake, Dr. Nimoy Aach "Cartlidge"

Dr. Fake served under Captain Jerk. He constantly fought with Pock. He uttered the famous lines "He's dead King, maybe!" and "I'm not a doctor, I'm a ___!" He took Pock's brain when he died, then gave it back. He ended up becoming an Admiral and living with his daughter. He went to the Donotenterprize-Dee to bug Information (he was bored) and is now approaching 150 years. I hope he dies soon!

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Fernguy

The Fernguy are a greedy species, dedicated to cheating people out of their money. Members of their species include Cork, Egg, and ROM. Other than that, not much is known about them. We want to keep our distance!

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Fish, Captain Kissofer

Captain Fish commanded the Donotenterprize with Commander Numero Uno and Lt. Com. Pock. Then he got hurt and got a wheel chair, so was kicked out of Starfleece. He now lives with a new wife named Veneah

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Flatblade

Flatblade serves as on the under the command of. No other information is available because we had a bad flood last week in the bathroom toilet and someone took the records and threw them into it, then flushed.

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France, Mot YouGene

Lt. France serves as helm officer on Voyaged. His only friend is Kimberly. He once saved Cha-Koe-Tay's life, but of course he isn't grateful. He loves all women, and will work for anyone who will pay his rent. He is currently going out with Be'llama, and they once went out pretty far! They floated in space suits until Janepounds picked them up. Guess that wasn't the nice romantic evening they expected!

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Fulcan

The Fulcans are a race of crazy people. Among them are Pock and Arek. Pock's mother, Mandy, was Hewman, but for some reason married a Fulcan. They live in a desert, and eat all the dessert they want. There are many mean animals there. They like stealing candy from babies! They are very dangerous, too. They try to force people to watch Barney!

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< a name="furries">Furries

The Furries are a race that look like dragons. They are very scary and red. They tried to defeat Starfleece four times! One with each major series, excluding Old Frontier because it hadn't been invented. The UFK decided to go find the and attack them, so we'll see how that turns out.

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Gem Hater

The Gem Haters work for the Domino. They are just soldiers. They need powdered doughnuts to survive, so that is their whole diet. They are throw away soldiers, the cheap kind. They worship changelings.

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Gorey

Lt. (JG) Gorey serves as helm officer on the Us Cockroach under Captain Germ-Rome. He is a fairly recent add-on to our Starfleece family.

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Grob

The Grob are a collective species that don't know how to think for themselves. Basically, they are just slaves to the Grob Queen who was just discovered. Apparently Pieace knew her and they were old lovers. Of course, he never told Starfleece becaue that would spoil a plot line for a great movie. One other Grob now has a mind of her own (sort of): 7/9 She is actually basically a drone to Janepounds, except on Saturdays. The Grob gets new members by kidnapping people and tickling them until they agree to wear the Grob uniform and serve the Queen.

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Guide-In

Guide-In is an L-Orian. She hates ? because ? dumped her a long time ago. She can always tell when he's here (so she claims; actually he tells her when he's coming). She acts like good friends with Pieace so she can keep her bar. You'd be surprised how much her bar makes on the Donotenterprize! Anyway, there is nothing else interesting about her, except once she almost joined Captain Sleeve.

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