me and I'll tell you and add it. Most things are here, though, but when doing something of this magnitude, it will take a while and it is easy to miss things. If you think of a character or thing in Star Trek not listed, let me know. DON'T READ OUT OF THE ENCYCLOPEDIA. Do you know how long that would take me, to list everything in the encyclopedia? All of them have their REAL universe opposite listed, if there is one. Also, if you notice a discrepancy between a story and this list, or a thing in the story not on this list, let me know so I can correct the error! Back links are placed throughout.
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Cow Coon, Mac'Ken'Zee 'Mickey'
Us Donotenterprize InSeeSee-1071
Us Donotenterprize InSeeSee-1071-Aaa
Us Donotenterprise InSeeSee-1071-Bee
Us Donotenterprize InSeeSee-1071-Cee
Us Donotenterprize InSeeSee-1071-Dee
Us Donotenterprize InSeeSee-1071-Eee
Eyelida
Fake, Dr. Nimoy Aach 'Cartlidge'
Gorey
Us Proloser
Rancor, Whale Mot 'Numero Uno'
Star Wreck: An Actor's Nightmare
Tacks, Carzone
Yes Crayon
?
? is a ?. He is married to Mrs. ? and they have a baby named Baby ?. They are ?'s too. ? first appeared to Captain Pieace, and later introduced him to the Grob, but the Grob didn't shake hands so Pieace went home. Then ? appeared to Captain Pieace many times, disrupting him life, and saving him from a mid-life crisis. ? was very mischievous. He appeared to Captain Crisco only a couple times, because ? was very afraid of him. ? also appeared to Captain Janepounds several times to seduce her. He heard about an old earth president named Bill Clinton and decided to model after him. Before he married his wife, he decided to ask Janepounds one more time. She of course, said yes, but Mrs. ? came and dragged him away. When will we hear of ? next? Internet sources say the big screen and I eblieve everything I hear on the internet!
? (species)
The ?'s are a race of mythical beings ? made up so he sounded more fierce. ? has many others of his species, including Mrs. ?, Baby ?, and TreeLane. They are really called the !'s, but ? wanted to sound important, having a species named after him.
?, Baby
Child of ? and Mrs. ?, Baby ? was conceived near Voyaged on a t.v. show. He strongly protested being on t.v., even in his mom's belly, but since he wasn't even born, he had no rights. He was believed to be a boy, but he joined the Spice Girls under the name Baby. Sources now say they are not sure what he is.
?, Mrs.
Mrs. ? appeared on a Voyaged t.v. show. She loved ? and stopped any plans Captain Janepounds had to marry him, hence keeping Voyaged from getting home. Because of that, she is despised by Janepounds. Mrs. ? was pregnant with Baby ? when we last saw her, so we have no idea what she is up to. Last guess was playing tennis with Commander Rancor.
7/9
7/9 arrived on Voyaged in one of there infinite number of seasons. She dominated the screen that season, because she was good looking. 7/9 threatened to take Janepound's popular spot, so they backed off a little on her by making her sing, which was so awful that the show lost many viewers. They also made her form a relationship with Ens. Kimberly, which now drug Voyaged's ratings even lower. To get them back up, they decided Janepounds would have to suffer, and they let her take on more of her old roles. 7/9 was a Grob who was assimilated at a very early age. She spent most of her 20 years of assimilation in her cubicle watching cartoon network. She now plans on destroying Voyaged by making it look like an accident, and to get rid of Captain Janepounds and Ens. Kimberly.
Acedonkeyouts
The Acedonkeyouts are a warrior race and took over the planet Dajor. Dajor invited them to come watch t.v. and they stayed. They sent Lug Dukeatt to build a space station and start mining while the rest sat on their haunches. Not being able to get rid of the Acedonkeyouts, the Dajorans called in Starfleece who just gave the aliens a fine. The aliens stayed where they were. Finally a Dajorn resistance cell led by Shaker overthrew them and Starfleece took the station, claiming it was their bill.
The Acedonkeyouts joined the Domionos without being killed and managed to take over Deep Case 99, but only because Crisco and the security officers were all in the bathroom when they attacked. They were all on the Stubborn's bathrooms because the station's were broke. Tacks panicked and took the Stubborn far away. When Crisco finally got off the pot, he went back and took the station over. Currently the Acedonkeyouts are with the Dominios trying to start a war.
Addingtown
Lieutenant Addingtown was the Starfleece security chief on Deep Case 99 for less than a season. He was the first to take the job and no one has taken it since then. Addingtown was very good at his job. He was starting to take away air time and popularity from Unknown, plus Major Key Ra liked him. Unknown placed a virus in him that made him sabotage the Stubborn and run to the Markey. Starfleece never got the official story and decided he was a traitor. Today, Addingtown is dead after Captain Crisco went insane and hunted him down. Addingtown will never be respected again.
Airon
Yeoman Airon serves as Waiter on the Cockroach under the command of Captain Germ-Rome. Nothing else is known about him at this time.
Alphazoid
The Alphazoids are a race of mentally challenged beings. They pretend to be telepathic, but that's just to hide their stupidity. Among their race are Counselor Dina Troyas and her mother Waxanna. Both are very good fakers, they were slated to be actors until all the t.v.s in the world blew up simultaneously. Then Dina became a Counselor and Waxanna an ambassador. Commander Rancor once served on that planet. Other than that, it is a very boring planet.
A-Man-Duh!
Lt. Com. A-Man-Duh! is the Science officer on the Nightrain, under the command of Captain Pane. Little else is known about her at this time.
Android
There are only two Androids in existence: Information and Story. They are brothers. They decided that the Androids (all two of them) needed leadership so they formed an Android dictatorship. At first their creator, Dr. Noonneon Song was King, but then Story took over by turning off Information after Dr. Song died. Information dismantled Story, and currently serves as Dictator. Who will rule this small race next?
Arek
Arek was a Fulcan. He married a Hewmen named Mandy. They had a son name Pock. Arek had another son, but he doesn't count because he's not in this database. Arek served as an Ambassador for Fulcan and Starfleece because he was full of hot air. He never met Waxanna Troyas, but they were just alike. Arek hated his son Pock, for unknown reasons. He showed no emotions, except when he was dying of Bendy Syndrome. Captain Pieace tried to save him, but he died anyway. Despite Arek's hate for his son, he was good friends with Captain Jerk. Pock tried to make up in the end, but he had to go to ballet class first and Arek died.
Ash Clerk
A legendary member of Starfleece, she served on the Cockroach under Germ-Rome, and shipped out as first officer on the Nightrain under Pane. She was slated to get a ship in a couple years, but during the disaster with the Nightrain, a mysterious event made her disappear. For more information on her disappearance, read the SuperLog Special: The Nightrain Log which was released in November. She now is a hero and no information about where she is available to any level of Starfleece (which isn't saying much). We hope to see her again some day.
A T-Rex
A T-Rex was an officer upon the Donotenterprise during it's awful run where it was trapped as a cartoon! He suffered through 26 episodes, then disappeared. He replaced Checkmark for that time. He was a red being, who resembled nothing, but mostly reminded people of an old Chinese man and it was thought he may be the legendary figure in Chinese history: The Red Dragon. Investigation is currently under way on that theory.
Grey Baboon
Admiral Grey Baboon founded Starfleece (sort of, the Germ-Rome branch at least) with Captain Germ-Rome. He was later promoted to High Admiral. He served as an observer in charge of the Cockroach, periodically going to the homeworld, but after the big disaster, he retired to Retirwia and holds an office in the Headquarters building. He will soon have a personal shuttle so he can take long trips to Rise-A. He impatiently awaits that time, and hopes Germ-Rome will retire soon so he can move to Rise-A for good.
Banana Woody
Dr. Banana Woody, a Lieutenant, has served on Cockroach since it first opened and was CMO. She was recently promoted to backup Captain's Yeoman, but continues to hold the rank of CMO. She is also building a house on Retirwia because she fears the cost of land there will soon skyrocket. No further information is known at this time.
Bannah
Bannah is Lieutenant (JG) on the Cockroach and serves as Alien Expert under Germ-Rome. She continues to progress and hope to someday take over sTaRwReCk (we think). And she may do it! She was Germ-Rome's campaign manager, posting all sorts of logs he wrote during his campaign as Captain for Cockroach. That is all information available at this time.
Bakeup
Lt. Com. Bakeup serves as OPS on Cockroach under Captain Germ-Rome. He has no plans for promotion, and enjoys playing Solitaire on his console. Occasionally, he goes into a game of Hearts on a ship link with Lt. Sark, Lt. Com. Pea, and Ens. Toe-Mash. They all have consoles on the bridge, and play about once a week. That is all that is known about him at this time.
Lt. Dlaniger Bardough
Lt. Bardough, often called Ger by his friends (which are very few) serves on the Donotenterprize-Eee under Captain Pieace. He also served on the last Donotenterprize. He is on Com. TiFloat's Alpha Engineering squad, which just means he gets to sit by them in the lounge. He also participates in Dr. Orange's plays, and goes to regular Counseling sessions with Troyas. He is very nervous and is extremely unstable, so BE NICE TO HIM!!!!
Barrel
Barrel served as a Viaduct on Dajor after the occupation. He tried to get Kay Lose's job, but lost. He loved Major Key Ra, but she didn't like him much. To get him off her back, Key Ra paid Kay Lose to poison him and then paid Dr. Hitscissors to kill him. He was later found out to be just like President Clinton of the Hewmens.
Sassy Bates
Captain Sassy Bates has a smuggling ship. She starting dating Captain Crisco so she could pass through security clearances. She was later arrested for smuggling root beer to the Markeys. When she got out of jail, she went back out with Captain Crisco, and hopes to marry him one day. Then he could get her fake ID's so she could enlarge her smuggling operation.
Captain Willhee Becker
Captain Becker was the son of a rich Starfleece officer. Because of that, he could get whatever he wanted. He fell in love with Eyelida, but they broke up because she wanted to join Starfleece. Later he took over as Captain of the Donotenterprize, but Jerk came back and stole it. He hates Jerk. Also on the staff was Eyelida. They decided to scare Starfleece and then escape, so they pulled it off great! They even made a movie about it (which he snuck back into the group for).
BEM
Lt. Com. BEM serves as Conselor on the Nightrain under Captain Pane. Nothing else is known about her at this time.
Bez
Ens. Bez serves as the brig officer on the Nightrain under Captain Pane. He used to serve on the Cockroach. Nothing else is known about him at this time.
Blaire
Lt. Blaire serves as CMO on the Nightrain under Captain Pane. She has been with Starfleece for quite some time. Little else is known about her at this time.
Bluesea
Ens. Bluesea is the Hacker for the Nightrain under Captain Pane. Little else is known about him yet, but we hope to gather new information soon.
Bor
Commander Bor was one of three Kling-Ons that liked to go on adventures and try to get Tacks killed. He was unsuccessful, even with the help of two of his friends. He appeared several time in Deep Case 99, always managing to get Tacks away from the station, so Crisco could have a little rest. He also hated Jerk, and went up against him until Jerk put some dribbles in his ship, then he fled.
Bowland
The Bowland are a race of neon blue aliens. They are very big talkers, so most are barbers. One of them, Tom, served on the Donotenterprize-Dee and 'cut' Captain Pieace's 'hair'. It is unknown where he is now or if he even survived the crash.
Break France
Yeoman Break France serves as Captain's Yeoman to Captain Pain on the Nightrain. Anticipating Retirwian land prices with go up, he has already bought his land and started work on his future home, which he will transfer to when Pane retires. Little else is known about him at this time.
Bricker
The Bricker are a race of blue rocks. Among their kind is Lt. Kebler of the Sword. They basically do nothing but sit and look tough. They go into security, with hopes no one with threaten them because their looks will startle them. They are a warlike people, who hate Kling-Ons (doesn't everyone?).
Burger Yen 271
Burger Yen 271 is Chief Engineer on the Sword under Captain Cow Coon. He has both male and female parts, and enjoys using both. He uses his mouth all the time, and his ego most of the time. :-) He was interested in Dr. Elar, but she turned him down. He went out with McOh to make her jealous and it worked! Now the doctor and he are expecting a baby. What's worse, his expecting is from McOh and is in him!
Byle
Lt. Byle served on the Donotenterprize as "Chief Transporter" but he never transported anyone! He just stood at the controls, and let Snotty run them. His failure is famous. They once let him operate the console and two people died. Now he is somewhere in the galaxy with a new identity.
Callendar
Callendar is the little sister of Yes Crayon. She is missing and he is looking for her. If you have seen her dial 1-800-VOTE-CRAYON. This serves a dual purpose, talking to Yes Crayon and voting for him automatically. He is running for President of the Space Dust.
Caseee
Yeoman Caseee is the Waitress on the Nightrain under Captain Pane. Not much else is known about her.
Cha-Koe-Tay
Cha-Koe-Tay was a commander of a small Markey ship which he used to shoot Acedonkeyouts. He ran into a pink cloud once, as suicide, and ended up on the other side of the galaxy, half of his crew dead. He Then joined forces with Starfleece Captain Janepounds and it first officer on Voyaged. He fell in love with an Acedonkeyout disguised as a Dajoran named Sayska, but she escaped to the Kaisan. She later told Cha-Koe-Tay she had his baby, but the baby was Kaisan! She died trying to take over Voayged and Cha-Koe-Tay threw a big party. It was pretty injured when it fell. Then Cha-Koe-Tay came onto Janepounds, but she left him for ?.
Changeling
The changelings rule the Domino. They can shift shape and have a traitor on DC99 - Unknown. They are very devious and are always trying to take over places. Unknown hates them and they hate him. They once sent four to Earth and told everyone there were hundreds. No one believed them, so they went home. They now sit with the Acedonkeyout waiting to make their move.
Check
Ens. Check is the cook aboard the Cockroach under Captain Germ-Rome. All other information about him will be released later.
Navel Andrea Checkmark
Checkmark was 16 when he learned how to fire phasers on the Donotenterprize. He was 12 when he started work at the weapons console and was expected to fire phasers. He befriend Zulu, but Zulu ignored him. He reminded Jerk of himself, so Jerk took him under his wing. Checkmark was then transferred to another ship, but came back when his crew was killed. While coming back, he almost got to kill Jerk, but a worm prevented it. Everyone was disappointed.
Christy Church
Nurse Church served on the Donotenterprize with Dr. Fake under Captain Jerk. She loved Pock, but ended up marrying Jean Poleonfruit instead. She was then made a doctor. She then changed her identity, stole a little girl, and moved to Alphzaoid where she was known as Waxanna. She had to give the girl back, so she stole another and named her Dina. Then the real Waxanna (who Church thought she made up) showed up and reclaimed Dina. Waxanna was a poor widow, so she took her new high status, taking over for Church. She then snuck into Starfleece and changed all the computer voices to her own. Now she hides out in a small alley.
