The Quack
The Quack is not real, but serves as Voyaged's CMO. He was brought to life by Janepounds and Torso made some adjustments. He is very moody. He once fell in love with Dr. Pull, but then she became ugly again.
Rancor, Mot
Mot Rancor was a clone of Commander Rancor. He was lost for a long time, but the Commander Rancor found him. Mot escaped and later showed up on Deep Case 99. He left and was last seen with some Dajoran rebels.
Rancor, Whale Mot "Numero Uno"
Commander Rancor serves as Pieace's first officer. He claims to have been offered a Captain's spot many times, but he never really has. He used to go out with Counselor Troyas, but she dumped him. He still loves her. He hates his father, Wile. He also hates his clone, Mot.
Rancor, Wile
Wile Rancor is a really mean father, and has one son named Whale.
Ratkill
Ratkill is the Captain's Yeoman on the Cockroach under the command of Germ-Rome. Not much else is known about her.
Ray was the first security chief on the Us Donotenterprize-Dee. She was killed by a pool of tar.
Retirwia
Retirwia is the homeworld of Captain Germ-Rome, and was fairly recently made the site of Starfleece HQ. It has four major continents, and all the Captains, Admirals, and Yeoman live on one. It has many attractions like this computer, a library, a dance hall, a band, and the tram. It's transporter is very long range and beams to tons of ships.
Retirwian Apartments
The Retirwian Apartments are located on the same continent as the houses. You have to be nominated to live in one for your doing a good job. At the time this computer was put together, no one lived in them.
Retirwian Holodeck
This holodeck is fairly new but will contain lots of neat programs. A big difference in this holodeck is that it is not gender specific. You can play games, like KlinBorg, as either a male or female. If you are neither, you are currently out of luck.
Retirwian Transporter
The Retirwian Transporter is very extensive and long range. You can beam to any number of places, such as the Us Cockroach and Us Nightrain, no matter where they are, and a new multi-dimension feature lets you beam to Deep Space 8, USS Jaguar, and many other cool places. Visit it today!
Rollings Station
Rollings Station is a nowhere place that never gets updated. It is supposed to be where ships and other parody UFK things are built, and it is, but you can never see anything from it. The main portion of it is on Retirwia and called simply "The Ship Yards".
ROM
ROM is as Fernguy. His brother is Cork, but they are really alike. ROM has one son named Egg and married a Dajoran named Leecha. He has quit working at Cork's bar and instead works for Chief Orien.
Romlands
The ROMlands used to be the same as the Fulcans. It is believed one day the two races will reunite, no matter who trys to stop them. They are currently enemies of Starfleece.
Rose
Lt. (JG) Rose is the helm on Us Nightrain under Captain Pane.
Run, Jan Ice
Yeoman run served as Captain Jerk's yeoman. She later got so disgusted at him that she quit Starfleece until being named a Commander and servign as Captain Zulu's comm officer.
Sark
Lt. Sark is chief of security on the Us Cockroach.
Sayska
Sayska was a Dajoran on Voyaged that was later found out to be an Acedonkeyout. She loved Cha-Koe-Tay and convinced him they were going to have a baby, but it was really a baby she had with the Kaisan commander that took her off Voyaged. The two of them captured Voyaged and marooned the crew, but France saved the ship and she died.
Sell Duh
Ensign Sell Duh is the Brig officer on the Us Cockroach under Captain Germ-Rome.
Shaker
Shaker was a Dajoran spiritual leader, sort of like a lawyer. He was involved in the resistance with Key Ra and the two went out for a time, until Key Ra moved on to Unknown.
Shellbee, Lizzy Pola
Commander Shellbee is the first officer on the Sword under Captain Cow Coon. For awhile they were an item, but both have moved on, sort of. She is a Grob expert and came on the Donotenterprize-Dee as acting first officer when Pieace was assimilated.
Short, London
Lt. Short is the chief engineer on the Us Nightrain under Capt. Pane. He us one of the original Cockroach officers.
Snotty, Alabama "Snotty"
Chief engineer Snotty served under Captain Jerk on the original Donotenterprize. He served with Jerk until Jerk died. He always multiplied his time estimates times four, so he was always seen as a miracle worker. He was almost killed on his way to retirement, but he illegally rigged a transporter and managed to survive seventy years without aging. He was saved by TiFloat. He stole a shuttle and is currently retired with lots of money from selling his transporter trick.
Song, Dr. Noonneon
Dr. Song lived on a colony. He created Information and his twin brother. One day his lab blew up and a cloud escaped, which killed all his neighbors. He logged it as an accident. Later Information's brother killed Song.
Spice
Lt. Spice serves as Chief of Security on the Us Nightrain under Captain Pane.
Starfleece
Starfleece is a group of people that fly ships around and act tough. They claim to work for the Ununited Federation of Pickypeople, but really they just are bossy and follow their own rules. It was founded by the hewmens and Fulcan soon after the UFP (see above) was. It has turned out several ships, and now has another division, run by the UFK (Ununited Federation of Kindergartners).
Starfleece HQ
This is the main headquarters for Starfleece. It used to be on the hewmen's home world, but recently moved to the UFK's base of Retirwia. The HQ is currently run by Admiral Grey while the rest of the Admirals settle in.
Star Wreck
Literally, the parody universe and everything in it. All rights reserved by Jerome Wetzel and Gregory Boubbel.
Star Wreck: An Actor's Nightmare
A series of short stories based in the Star Wreck universe. Created entirely by SW / Capt. Germ-Rome / Com. Jerome Wetzel. All rights reserved.
Stubborn InNext?50247
The Stubborn was a prototype ship later renamed the Us Stubborn 50247. It was given to Captain Crisco so he could do covert operations across the Dajoran Snakewhole with it's illegal cloaking device.
Suave'lk
Lt. Suave'lk was a half Fulcan, half ROMland who served under Jerk right before his ship blew up. She then had a totally new face and look put on her by Starfleece Witness Protection Agency, but never change her name or records. She went to a research vessel with Jerk's son and they checked up on the Jennysis device. The son was killed, but Suave'lk was having…fun…with a newly reborn Pock. She was rescued and was forced to live with the Fulcans.
Us Sun
A UFK prototype ship that was going to be used to train cadets. It was taken out of that service and has been sitting in a garage for quite awhile now.
Us Sword
This ship was given to Captain Cow Coon. Nothing much else is known about it.
Tacks, Carzone
Carzone was the host for Tacks right before Jadezia. He knew Captain Crisco pretty well, and always used to boss around the Kling-Ons. He once tried to take over Unknown's body. He originally expelled Jadezia from the Adopt-A-Slug program, but then he saw a picture of her and imagined himself living inside her, so he let her back in. He was a Thrill.
Tacks, Ezzrye
Ezzrye is a very new host to Tacks. She has only had Tacks for a since about a year after the Dominios took over DC99 and it was gotten back. She didn't want to be joined, but was forced. She is very nervous and crazy. She is basically a female Bardough with a slug inside, except she isn't smart. She is a Thrill.
Tacks, Jadezia
Jadezia was the host between Ezzrye and Carzone. She went through the Academy before taking the slug. She was originally kicked out of the Adopt-A-Slug program, but was again enrolled under mysterious circumstances. She served on DC99 as science officer and as helm on Stubborn. How she got two unrelated posts is still a secret. She eventually married Woof, but later died at the hands of a possessed Dukeatt. She was a Thrill.
Tang
Tang was a Kling-On that had at least one run-in with Jerk. He was one of Carzone Tack's biggest victims. He later came back and fought with Jadezia, but he died.
Thorn
The Thorn are a race of big lizards, sort of like dinosaurs but the size of an average hewman. Jerk met one, and later Pieace had run in with them.
Thrill
An alien that looks like a hewman but has a slug inside it. One example is Tacks, who has had several hosts. When the body dies, the slug is put into another body.
TiFloat, Gordy
Gordy was on the Donotenterprize-Dee. Blind from birth, he wore a hair barrette over his eyes and acted like it was some high-tech device he could use to see. He originally worked on the bridge, but was promoted to Chief Engineer. He got electronic-eye looking contacts because his barrette kept falling off. He now has real eyes. His best friends are Information and Rancor. Gordy will someday be a captain of a ship, as hinted in a Voyaged episode.
Toe-Mash
Ens. Toe-Mash is the bridge engineer on the Us Cockroach under Captain Germ-Rome.
Tom
Tom was a big, fat, blue alien on the Donotenterprize-Dee. He was the barber, but he always wanted to cut Pieace's hair, and Pieace doesn't have any. Suspicious, huh?
Torso, Be'llama
Torso attended one year of the Academy before being kicked out of Starfleece. She served under Captain Cha-Koe-Tay until they got lost. Now she is Captain Janepound's chief engineer. She is half Kling-On, half hewman. Her boyfriend is Mot France.
TreeLane
TreeLane is a ? that terrorized Jerk and crew until his parents came and spanked him.
Trollian
A race of weird, crystal like creatures. Their homeworld was destroyed and Cow Coon is on a mercy mission to them. Yes Crayon is a Trollian.
Troyas, Dina
Counselor Dina had an affair with Rancor when he was young. She joined Starfleece to be like him and served on the Donotenterprize-Dee with him. She was interested in Woof for awhile, but later moved back to Rancor. Her mother is Waxanna. She is half hewman, half Alphazoid.
Troyas, Waxanna
Waxanna is a great dignitary. She is a Alphazoid. She married a hewman who was later killed. Her daughter, Dina, hates her. She has a servant named Humm who talks only to her.
T.V. Willhee
Willhee is the alien expert for the Us Nightrain under Captain Pane.
Two-Sqwak
Two-Sqwak is Voyaged's chief of security. He is loyal to Janepounds. He was undercover spying on Cha-Koe-Tay when both ships got lost. He is a Fulcan and has several kids and a wife.
Unknown
Unknown is a weird, shape-shifting alien. The Dajorans found him. His people rule the Domino, but he has said he will not take a part in them. His people are dying, but he will live. He is constable for DC99 and has been since long before Crisco came. He is love with Key Ra and now they are dating.
Vortex
The Vortex are part of the Domino. They serve the leaders, but they rule the Gem Haters. Wayoon is a Vortex.
Us Voyaged InSeeSee-65647
The Voyaged is under the command of Captain Janepounds. It is currently lost and has several rebels as members of it's crew.
Wayoon
There have been at least eight Wayoons. Wayoon is a Vortex and he is the one that helped take over Deep Case 99.
Way Way
Ens. Way Way is the cook for the Us Nightrain under the command of Captain Pane.
Wet-Zell, Germ-Rome
Admiral Germ-Rome is the co-founder (with High Admiral Grey) of the parody universe's Starfleece. He built both Cockroach and Nightrain and commands Cockroach. To find out how he got started read Captain's Table #7. He has also established many of the key areas of the current Starfleece. His REAL universe counterpart is now head of the UFK Ambassadorial services, and they will work on a treaty.
Wile
Com. Wile is the janitor on the Us Nightrain under Captain Pane.
Woof
Woof is a Kling-On who's parents were killed by ROMlands. He was raised by hewmans and has gotten soft. He served on the Donotenterprize-Dee as a security officer, and took over the department when Ray was killed. He was in love with Troyas, but transferred to Deep Case 99 and fell in love with Tacks. He married the late Jadezia Tacks. He has a son. He is Jartook's adopted son.
Xerozians
They were a race the was enslaved, but rose up under Cow Coon's lead. Cow Coon was a Xerozian. They re now a proud (somewhat) race.
Yes Crayon
Ambassador Yes Crayon is a Trollian. He is currently living on the Sword.
You Horta
You Horta was communications officer for Jerk on the original Donotenterprize. No matter how many times she tried to get away from Jerk and move up the command track, he stopped her and she served under him until he disappeared, at which she celebrated.
Zooyell
Zooyell was half Dajoran, half Acedonkeyout. She was also Dukeatt's daughter. An Acedonkeyout killed her as Starfleece won back DC99. Her father went crazy after that. She had been in love with Darak, and had looked at Key Ra as a mother figure. She will be missed.